Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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