After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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