try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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