rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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