But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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