Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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