One girl and one boy is just not enough.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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