I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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