I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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