I CAN MOONWALK!
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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