Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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