i don't like sucking hair
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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