i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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