Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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