I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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