i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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