hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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