Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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