Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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