my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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