North Korea, Best Korea!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Well I just put wine in my tea
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
