I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
