wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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