i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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