The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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