i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
His nipple licking is glorious
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