There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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