When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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