It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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