So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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