i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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