Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Can I color on your dick again?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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