sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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