we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
