Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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