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My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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