Whod you bang
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
