stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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