This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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