Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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