So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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