Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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