i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Terrible idea I love it
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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