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While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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