I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
