did you get engaged???
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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