so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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