It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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