it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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