Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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