nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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