these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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