Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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